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bum crumbs

The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat.
dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!
by NJ MUIR September 24, 2007
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Crumbs into your Gums

When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....
After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....
by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009
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Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
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Crumb Eye

A fun game to play for all the family.All you will need is a rake and a good handfull of crumb's of any kind.The idea of the game is to throw as many crumb's as you can into each others eye's,and whoever score's the most wins the rake! Fun times indeedy yes sir.Can also be used as an excuse if you cannot be arsed to wash your face or if you have flakey skin or dandruff.
No i have not got flakey skin,i have been playing crumb eye with my homie.
by MikeYaPrettyBoosher October 13, 2006
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Salacious Crumb

One of the most annoying critters in the Star Wars galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt. The beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. The creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him.

Crumb had an affinity for tormenting Jabba's other employees, most notably the Hutt's interpreters. When C-3PO became Jabba's property, Salacious antagonized the golden protocol droid mercilessly. As Luke Skywalker freed his allies, Crumb physically attacked Threepio, ripping the droid's eye from its socket. Fortunately, R2-D2 arrived and used his electric prod to shock the little beast. An angry Crumb retreated, and died moments later when the sail barge exploded.
Person 1: Eww.. what is that thing?
Person 2: Oh, thats just Salacious Crumb.
by BluePanda March 3, 2007
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crumbs undone

When you eat a large volume food that leaves crumbs, such as an entire bag of cookies. By the time you finish your session of gluttony, you have crumbs all over your chest, stomach, and lap, and you have to unhook your belt and pop the button open on your jeans.

This usually occurs on the couch, in the car, on a plane, or anywhere where you are eating without a table and remaining stationary.
Jack Nicholson was crumbs undone after he ate three chocolate croissants while flying first class to London.
by Alexander Tarrant January 3, 2009
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crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
by mankered up April 21, 2014
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