cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Cryptohop

Not in the urban dictionary

When you hop really high

Woah did you just see billy cryptohop

by Sweekner July 3, 2019

Cryptohustler

A synonym for gamer. Gamers are a oppressed minority in the cruel world and therefor they must have a chad codename in the depths of the web and the cruelty that is known as the earth

"I have a customer for my Edibles I offered on the Silk Road, he's a cryptohustler, so I got him some Shark Cards with the Edibles."

by Omituinen1731 January 6, 2020

Cryptsity

Cryptsity meaning Don't underestimate my strength

Cryptsity will destroy you if you don't be careful

by Duke17 March 20, 2020

cryptostreamon

It's something, i guess

Me: Idk, i just know that it exists
Random guy: well cryptostreamon

by mixofmax June 15, 2020

cryptostreamon

It's something, I guess...

Dud: Idk, I just know it exists
Dud2: cryptostreamon

by mixofmax June 15, 2020