The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
by offender-go May 26, 2021
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(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)
(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)
Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.
by googles33 June 24, 2010
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Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts
CrypticVeles 7-0’s Auzric
by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019
Get the crypticveles mug.A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.
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Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.
Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!
by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008
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