crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 14, 2008

fallow crypt

A fallow crypt is formed when a man's pubes are long enough to braid into a sock used to keep his penis warm.

Dude, my dick was getting cold so I grew out my pubes and made myself a fallow crypt.

by Swaglord Kush October 23, 2018

Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 04, 2023

Crypt is the man

A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST

Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022