When your penis is very cold.
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 4, 2022
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"Dude, do you not have a bed?"
"Dude, do you not have a bed?"
by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023
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Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022
Get the Crypt is the man mug.A Creeper crypt is a place where creepers commonly reside. A creeper crypt can also be described as an army of creepers and they are usually seen wielding Shlinkys.
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