crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 28, 2003

crunchy

adjective - mildy repulsive; of poor quality; to show negative feelings towards. (Antonym - Crispy)

Mate, there's a well crunchy smell in my room; Does this milk look a bit crunchy to you?; That band was crunchy mate; those cupcakes are a bit crunchy.

by Chri and Ste December 02, 2007

crunchy

Synonymous with good, but crunchier.

"Whooaaa! That was a crunchy party!"
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."

by 601ESTATE March 06, 2006

crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.

ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him

by cclishzz June 19, 2008

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter May 17, 2007

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 08, 2017

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 07, 2010