cruise control

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

Person 1: LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR?
Person 2: Even with cruise control, you still need to steer.

by moot!Ep8pui8Vw2. January 7, 2009

jerusalem cruisers

Sandals, specifically, thick leather ones that are reminescent of sandals that might have been worn in the Middle East during Christ's era.

The term typically is used with people who wear such sandals integrated with their usual clothes, and while wearing socks.

Did you check out Ted's new jerusalem cruisers?

by Trenchcoat November 9, 2003

Tom Ass Cruise

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes January 13, 2007

catch a cruise

To enter into a relationship with someone with the sole intent of sexual gratification and then proceed to end the relationship afterwards.

A: You actually like her, man?

B: Not really, I just wanna catch a cruise

by IC Torres December 27, 2013

loser cruiser

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

by shawn January 17, 2004

Land Cruiser

Just a fuckin rugged truck. Could get you through hell and back.

Land Cruiser owner: Lets go pwn some Jeeps!

by Toyota makes the best trucks July 20, 2009

Cruise Slut

A woman that signs up for a Singles Cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. Of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to fuck an army!

"Did you get a piece of that cruise slut? Yeah...I did her in my cabin last night."

by captain of the seas October 4, 2007