Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.

Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003

The Crucifix

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005

crucifix

when a girl gives one guy head and two other guys hand jobs at the same time making the shape of a crucifix with her body

"whats that girl doing with all three guys??"
"oh, thats just the crucifix..."
"damnnnnnn"

by ididntdothis January 31, 2008

cruciform joint

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.

The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.

"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"

by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014

crucifish

The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!

Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.

by Allhailthefish December 6, 2016

Crucifished

Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.

I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished

by nick P-lourde July 18, 2018