crawdad

a loser
a herb
someone who bowls twenty fo' seven
a fat kid
smelly kid who poops himself in lab
a man with titties that juggle eat time he takes a step
a boy who chews in mrs. czulaks nipples for fun, then sucks her cock.

crawdad!!!
yo check out crawdad.
crawdad is such dweeb
crawdad cant get no pu tang if his ghetto ass life depended on it

by honey drew August 31, 2004

Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

Crowded house

New Zealand band

Crowded house. An overated band full of morons and half wits.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Crowdaphobia

The fear of being in a large crowd, packed in the middle, unable to move and breathe.

Man: There are too many people here. I have crowdaphobia.

by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Crowdactyl

Big ass black bird in Japan that squaks like a pterodactyl.

Holy shit, look at that crowdactyl.

by Juicy Dubs January 1, 2013

crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015