croppled

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.

"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"

by Kitney April 13, 2007

Crappy Housewife

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.

Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .

by SkoalButt April 23, 2018

Crappy Pencil

A shitty pencil.

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.

by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018

lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019

Yung Cropper

A SoundCloud rapper who named himself as Yung Cropper, he has complete garbage music with shitty stock sound effects such as gun shots, gun cocking sounds and nokia phones ringing. In his latest song (as of this typing) at the end the lyrics say "I'm gay, I'm gay" he has denied these claims and instead stated that the lyrics are "crop gang, crop gang". It is pretty obvious that it is the former if you listen to the song.

Person 1: "Hey have you heard Yung Cropper on Sound Cloud?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's complete garbage, nobody likes it"
Yung Cropper: "I'm gay, I'm gay"

by EpicGames89 October 22, 2019