crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

Crooked Edge

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

by DLK September 7, 2007

crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013