Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc June 25, 2015

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 06, 2019

Franklin Creamer

To be beating your meat for awhile then when you are almost done find a turtle and rip it from it’s shell and nut in the shell and then stick it back on using duck tape

I just want to Franklin creamer that Turtel

by That squirrel guy March 27, 2018

Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil March 13, 2014

Compton Creamer

An ancient Aztec manoeuvre.

The art of 'busting a nut' and 'busting a cap'.

Compton Nigga 1: Dude, I just hit the fattest Compton creamer.
Compton Nigga 2: Hell yeah, I wish I was a real enough nigga to do one of those!
Compton Nigga 1: Don't worry, you'll get there one day.

by real_gamer____ March 22, 2018

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 02, 2014