crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

Compton Creamer

An ancient Aztec manoeuvre.

The art of 'busting a nut' and 'busting a cap'.

Compton Nigga 1: Dude, I just hit the fattest Compton creamer.
Compton Nigga 2: Hell yeah, I wish I was a real enough nigga to do one of those!
Compton Nigga 1: Don't worry, you'll get there one day.

by real_gamer____ March 28, 2018

Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 6, 2019

Creamers Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced the exact moment one has finished ejaculating, causing him to regret his sexual encounter and the fact he has "creamed".

That silly french clown has creamers remorse!

by CreamersRemorse March 13, 2015

Mixing the Creamer

A boy masturbating as used in Awkward. Season 3, episode 5.

Jenna: "Why is Matty always in the bathroom?!"
Kevin: "Boys have needs! Ya know, mixing the creamer."

by thenewcanaanlife June 2, 2014