cream

The art of lathering moisturizer all over your body.

friend 1 - Hey man, did you cream after the beach yesterday?

friend 2 Absolutely, how do you think I maintained this awesome tan.

friend 1 - Yeah I can tell. You're looking black.

by James Corona July 19, 2011

cream

money, jewerely, anything valuable, or that costs alot, Also C.r.e.a.m, cash rules everything around me,

Me, im not the king, but niggas is decaf i stick them fo the cream

by Michael Fresh December 27, 2006

cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

cream

a substance, usually white.

Said substance can come💦 from multiple things, such as cows (as milk, then through a process it becomes cream) or it can come from humans.

Creaming rn.

by Kaz00 June 17, 2022

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.

Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson

by Kodie16 August 24, 2008

cream

Essentially meaning the same as beat, defeated, or owned.

"Aye how was the basketball game?"

"Oh man only their team can cream us."

by Kohyu May 18, 2017

cream

to 'cream' oneself:
to ejaculate in ones pants because of an overwhelming feeling of excitement.

I saw a done up WRX at the lights with a hot ass guy in it, i nearly creamed myself right then and there.

by dancer01 April 21, 2005