THE DIRTY CASTANON

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.

Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.

by riderideponytonight August 7, 2011

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019

CRASalicious

Those special situations where the CRAS model solution so totally dominates over the "other" models run at the national centers. A CRASalicious forecast actually gets mentioned in NWS forecast discussions.

Weather Geek 1: "Man, the Eta model appears to have really botched this forecast!"
Weather Geek 2: "Yeah, but feast your eyes on *this* CRASalicious solution!"

by Aneurysm Boy December 16, 2006

Craptacular

The supreme level of crapiness. It is so crappy its spectacular.

holly shit dude your room is craptacular

by Kevin M. Baker February 19, 2003

Craptastic

When your having a really boring day at work and there is nothing else to do but add random words to urban dictionary and hope a customer walks throught the door and you can sell them a damn computer.

wow this day is going so craptastic i wanna die

by Vandersmelt February 16, 2010

craptacular

spectacularly crap. to be craptacular is to be crap but really amusing at the same time.

that movie was craptacular.

by Joanne&Alyce October 8, 2003

craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009