Crapper's Foot 

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

Crapper's Foot by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

crapper attacker by a66mack November 8, 2009

crapper app 

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

crapper app by zackjmack September 2, 2013

crapper can-can 

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

crapper can-can by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

CRAPPER, JOHN 

HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.

Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa

CRAPPER, JOHN by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

crapper stacker

an orgy of homosexuals who "stack" their crap in a sequence of anal sex.

Chaz was constipated for four days after tuesday night's crapper stacker.

crapper stacker by chucka nubba June 20, 2007

crapper to yapper 

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

crapper to yapper by bloodvomit September 8, 2003