lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

Crappy

When something is really bogus or dumb, or if you simply don't like it, you call it crappy. It comes from the word crap which you all know what THAT means. An other word for it could be sh*tty, but only use that when something is OVER being crappy.

Guy 1: "My French grade is sooooo good!"
Guy 2: "Well mine was totally crappy..."

by Kilo191 February 17, 2012

Crappy Holidays

Something a grinch says

Crappy holidays, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.

Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.

by rewinn September 26, 2013

Crappy Tire

Crappy Tire is know as a slang word to indentify the Canadian retail distributor "Canadian Tire" They call it Crappy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand "mastercraft" being that most of the product is made in China not to mention that the Mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as Walmart.

It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.

Q: "so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car"

A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"

"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"

by doesn't matter beeyatch January 27, 2010

a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

crapé diem

A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.

"Man, you look awful."
"Crapé diem!"
"That's the spirit."

by jdmc January 5, 2008