the carpenter

when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on

the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass

by adrain barboza April 2, 2019

crapgamer

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.

I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.

by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

Crapcetera-crapcetera

Exclamation of repetition:etcetera ect, crc

The list included the usual: cabbage, rabbits, socks, crapcetera-crapcetera

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!

One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!

Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"

Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"

by Walker and French January 8, 2008