cranstoning

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

The Cranston

The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs.

The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.

by Dick Victory May 19, 2015

Cranston East

Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.

Oh your from Cranston east? Which fast food joint are you going to work at when you get older?

by William the III April 14, 2019

chanus

The merger of a chili bowl and subsequent effects on one's anus.

Holly ate a sloppy chili bowl at Sams and received a mad case of chanus.

by Zephyr Cove Crapper January 5, 2011

Cranesh

A word normally associated with the male sex. The want to have sexual intercoarse.

1. Aww man i'd love a bit a cranesh tonight.

2. Did you get your cranesh lastnight.

3. I was with yon doll lastnite and I got me cranesh.

by 33Brocolli June 14, 2009

Cranksy

Cranksy is anyone from anywhere that wants more good than bad.

Your Cranksy if you help humanity.
Your Cranksy if you care for anyone other than yourself.

The British government is not Cranksy.

by Cranksyart July 22, 2018

Cranksta

A veteran methphetamine (Crank) cook or dealer. An Original Cranksta Gangsta (OCG) is on who has been in the "game" since Anhydrous and Phosphorus type of "Nazi" meth was the big thing before Shake N Bake or Ice got big.

That Cranksta Red Devil has been in the game for over 15 years, and is a real Old School Original!

by RedDevilLye November 21, 2018