Douche Canoe

The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.

*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.

by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018

canopic

1)A marijuana roach.

2)A roach made from other marijuana roaches.

Are there any canopics laying about?

We're out of weed, I'm going canopic.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Gina Carano

Only the most beautiful, sexy, cute, incredible wood-giving gorgeous woman to ever know how to professionally kick ass and has been referred to as the "face of women's MMA". She would pin any WWE diva (i would love to see that). Her MMA record was 7-0 until she fought a huge man known as cris cyborg with a nasty dick. Idk how they considered it a womens match, cyborg was probably a shemale tranny. Carano was in the show American Gladiators and was ironically nicknamed Crush since i would crush the shit out her fine ass cheeks. She could definitely be a top model considering Maxim has ranked her #16 in the hot 100 women of 2009. I'm planning on proposing sometime this year.

Irresistible male model - "Yo son who's that chick whoopin ass on tv?"

Young Stallion - "Idk nigga but if Mileena from Mortal Kombat was real, that would be her!"

Hot Stoner - "Hell yeah that broad ain't a dime she a quarter." -Takes puff off bleezy-

Handsome Dude - "Her name's Gina Carano don't forget it niggas!"

by the703king August 16, 2009

Canon Kings

A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon

Jeremy: klance is canon kings!

by shirosaclone July 16, 2018

Canosaing

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.

"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"

by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019

Canoe Club

Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.

Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.

Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.

by Eroc letni March 31, 2022

Canadian Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.

Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017