Crank

A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.

Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.

by Beeanie October 25, 2010

cranking

to masturbate rapidly.

I'm cranking one off right now.

by Doug L. September 12, 2005

Cranked

To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.

Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!

by preppysweaterboy March 08, 2009

Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

by b1 mIRACLE December 01, 2017

Crank

A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.

"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"

by Lee Kino January 04, 2008

Crank

A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.

Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"

by Flossua March 21, 2009

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt June 04, 2007