Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007

cranial luge

Sniffing cocaine. Doing coke by luge-ing it up your nose.

We were in the bathroom participating in the two man cranial luge

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Cranial Arteries

Little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated.

dude, theres a good amount of thc going through your cranial arteries

by straight prose man May 13, 2011

cranial bypass

1. The act of ignoring a statement or event which one finds disturbing or which defeats one's argument.

1. When reminded that he had originally been adamantly opposed to the surge strategy in Iraq, the President gave it a cranial bypass.

by LA AC September 8, 2010

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

cranial nevernude

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

cranial bypass

Having too much to drink too many times, or otherwise strained the brain, so that a person doesn't remember something that happened or that was agreed to before. Can be a result of Cerebral Bulimia.

I know I told you that I'd never screw around at college," said Luther, "but that was before I had a cranial bypass at my freshman dorm.

by LA AC September 29, 2010