craniorhectomy

the surgical removal of one's head from their arse.

hillary's head is so far up her arse she needed an emergency craniorhectomy.

by searcher0 November 9, 2016

Cranon

When you like Crack pairings or rarepairs so much it becomes your Fanon.

Me: thought of problematic idea. Don't want to like it but I do.
It's Cranon

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 21, 2021

craniondragusmulticulus

A person who multitasks by watching drag race and snorting crayons

"hey did you know that jims a craniondragusmulticulus?"

by fruitbowl__ December 8, 2021

crabnoeb

Calling someone dumb. Related to crabnabbits

He’s such a crabnoeb

by Crabnoeb January 11, 2022

Craniophilia

Sexual attraction to skulls.

Jeff has Craniophilia.

by Wossmow October 25, 2022

Craigory

A man with one testicle, some say he lost the other one in a divorce while others say he beat cancer. Craigory is a funny Cuban dude with a big heart despite missing a nut.

Yo, did you see Craigory walking around with his one nut? That dudes funny.

by Danabolic March 11, 2023

Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013