creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing

Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop

by Side-Armz May 12, 2008

Creamed in pants Weaver

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006

creamed knickknocks

Female overdrive, an uncontrollable desire to paint there undies with devon custard

When Brian mcfadden or justin timberlake apear on the screens of many womens tv sets (espesially the white household), this strange phenominom occurs

by kinki kiwi March 25, 2004

creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007

Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.

Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).

by Jared Erman June 21, 2021

ass creamed

To defeat someone

My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.

by Topmomo1 January 29, 2019

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014