Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
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Simon Cowell anti-christ
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
Get the Simon Cowell anti-christmug. Peter griffins dad in law, wears motorbike sarfety gear to school with his chad hanging out the exhaust
by speshburns February 19, 2025
Get the carter cowellmug. When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.
Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010
Get the Cowellingmug. Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.
by pancakedr June 26, 2023
Get the emily cowellmug. Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by SoullessEther May 7, 2025
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