countingcaskets

a sexy black man who leaks playboi carti

mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?

by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Contraindication

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.

Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.

by MR Contraindication January 6, 2011

counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.

Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Countrifide

Lacking refinement or sophistication. Improper use of the English language.

She don't know no better cuz she's done plum countrifide.

by FaulkIT July 1, 2008

Contranize

To condescendingly patronize somebody.

To make it seem like you are complimenting somebody when it is clear to everybody involved that you are making fun of them and their entire life in general.

Yo yo Gio!! Are you wearing one of those douchey Affliction shirts?!?! THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!" "Damn bro, you totally just contranized the shit out of me.

by Frankenskedge June 20, 2010