You Could Be Mine

A song by the hard rock group Guns N' Roses

I was listening to You Could Be Mine on the radio the other day and it gave me an Eargasm

by Black_Spade June 25, 2008

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006

couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

a pussy ass hoe could never

Means exactly what it sounds like

“Did marissa take your man?”

Me : A pussy ass hoe could never

by Breezy__babiii July 6, 2019

If looks could kill

Baby im the fashion.. demon.. ridin down candler road and im speedin.. i got hella hoes tryna fuck me n my bros... i got hella shows lined up im on the road....

yooo bro do you like if looks could kill by destroy lonely? I kinda feel like that wolf in the meme right now broo..

by Rap fan ig March 13, 2023

couldawouldashoulda

Sarcastic response to a lame string of excuses.

Contraction of "could have, would have, should have"

EX
Kid: Mom, I would have called you, but I left my cell phone in the car, and the music was real loud, and .......

Mom: Couldawouldashoulda. You're grounded

by bschuess November 10, 2008

could of

How the uneducated say 'could have'

chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004