When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.
Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
by bigtimehotshot August 03, 2010
Object cosmos SUCKS!!!
by TanglefingStar January 22, 2023
SIRIUS Channel 111
they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)
they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)
by Tera Rex June 24, 2008
A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
by Girls ❤️ shafts July 19, 2019
ajr cosmos, also known as "cosmos" is an AJR fanpage who posts very random photos of the AJR brothers, and sometimes others. ajr cosmos is a pretty big yet small fan page. cosmos is someone you can always talk to and is very fun, they love random and funny conversations. you should say hi!
by indicolite November 23, 2021
The first and as of 2022 only DLC for the rhythm game A Dance Of Fire and Ice, introducing new mechanics and 3 balls...
reactions to triple planet, one of the features introduced in neo cosmos:
gamma loop - *monkey noises*
tzechi - "what the fuck is that?"
every pure perfect legend (nichipe, blupen, etc.) - *no commentary*
gamma loop - *monkey noises*
tzechi - "what the fuck is that?"
every pure perfect legend (nichipe, blupen, etc.) - *no commentary*
by aspidacct September 07, 2022
The worst possible mood ever. It involves thoughts of cheating, backstabbing, and being a dick. If he is in a Cosmo mood gtfo asap.
Susan: Mom, what's wrong with Cosmo?
Mom: Susan! Don't go near him he's in a Cosmo mood. Get out while you can. Take the children!
Mom: Susan! Don't go near him he's in a Cosmo mood. Get out while you can. Take the children!
by Europe12345 July 06, 2017