Cosmic Animates

Cool Storytime animator who has a father.
(Hint: He is not subscribed the Jellymid)

Guy 1: YO!! Have you seen Cosmic Animates new video!
Guy 2: YEAH!!

by Definitely Has A Father 69 May 5, 2022

Cosmic Skate

A ghetto/white trash hangout forkids under 18 in Waynesboro,pa.Lots of middle schoolers go there to dirty dance,smoke weed or make out with their bf/gf.Most of the poor popular sluts go there to meet their boyfriends or friends with benefits.its a skating rink,but nobody really goes there to skate because there is a dancefloor in the middle of the skating rink where most girls lap dance on guys or grind on them.Every girl wears slutty clothes to go there because there are lots of hot but poor guys there.Its basically just an extremely ghetto hangout.

All names are made up.
Dani C (a blonde slut):Hey girrl should i wear my wal-mart booty shorts to Cosmic Skate tonight,so my darling ben will get a boner.

Dezi G (a chesnut brown slut):yea girrl we"ll both look sexy because i'm wearing by plastic tube top thats also a crop top.

Dani C:You think i should give ben another lap dance on the dance floor today.

Dezi g:Ya,girrrl he deserves it after popping your cherry last night when we all forced him too.

Dani C:Your right Girrrrrrrrrrl,okay we better get going before my birth control wears off.

by waynesboromiddleschool October 17, 2011

cosmic fool

1)a person who sitcks there heads out of car windows while wearin over-large novelty jester hats.
2)me.

never fear... the cosmic foooool is here!

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic irony

The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.

Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.

by ozoutofwater November 20, 2010

Cosmic Horn

To like everyone and everything.
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison

"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."

by Massielle September 5, 2005

cosmic horn

A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.

Zoinks, I just want to make out with every guy I see. Blast this cosmic horn!

by Rachel "Bliggle" Collins November 10, 2006

Cosmic Test Server

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere

I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server

by SumMinecraftBoi May 30, 2019