A cosimo is a person who has fingers longer then 10
cm long, and is therefore amazing at bridge. If you see a cosimo walking down the street, you should run away, buy a
house in Ipswich, change your name to Nathaniel and stay in that
house for the rest of your life because cosimo is probably coming after you. In 2011 a Cosimo was at the
top of the CIAs kill list for the touching of several million goats, and he will not hesitate to touch you either. And always remember: he's behind you!