Bejewelus coruscus

The latin name for Bejeweled Jittery Syndrome. It is characterize by constant playing the game Bejeweled on the internet and the jittery feeling between games. It is especially apparent when the victim happen to be on fire in the game, resulting in shaky hands and twitching muscles.

Me:"Dude, why is Ron all twitchy right now?"
Bob:"He was playing bejeweled blitz on facebook all day and now he got bejewelus coruscus. Don't give him anything sharp."
Ron:"DUDE!!! I just got fucking 369,000! FUCK YEAH!!!"
Me and Bob: *facepalm*

by pathological cheater February 26, 2010

hells carousel

When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.

Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

GAY carousel

When a group of gay men get together to form a circle like structure by inserting the penises into their anal cavities until a circle is formed.

Me and the bois are gonna attend a gay carousel

by AELRINDEL16 November 10, 2021

Coroused

Confusion while aroused. A coroused state may be made up of equal parts aroused and confused or mainly one emotion or the other.

A good example for being Coroused is Cartoon porn, It is confusing as to why somebody would make this type of porn but on further investigation the film is slightly arousing. The term may also be used by somebody that is in a sexual confusing situation such as homosexual sex or group sex.

by MeatAx3 June 10, 2010

Corpus Christi Buttplug

The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.

Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!

by John-doe1 November 11, 2012

Carousel

When a woman is standing in the middle of like 20 guys and swallows everything ... the opposite of a train. A disgusting internal Bukkake Throat-baby of massive proportions.

Lil Kim nearly died when she rode the carousel and there was 1 pint of sperm in her stomach.

by MoreGiving April 22, 2011