Cornwall

County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.

Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!

by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014

Cornwalker

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..

1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.

by kelseycoca October 28, 2013

suri conway

suri conway loves a boy that starts with y and ends with n or h and ends with y

its suri conway!!!!!!!!!!

by UrbanDictionaryOFFONLINE May 23, 2023

Pulling a cornwall

To see an emerging virus, disease or illness as an excuse to have time off work

He's found a new disease he may have so is not at work.
Oh, he's pulling a Cornwall.

by Jojnny5 March 16, 2020

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.

Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life

by #dipperdan November 29, 2018

Conway

A wonderful town in Arkansas, perhaps the best. The town in which Kris Allen is from. Has a population of about 50,000. A great vacation spot.

Did you hear about Conway? Kris Allen is from there, we should vacation in one of their many hotels!

by gigantasauras June 12, 2009