Cornway

Illinois' medieval version of Subway. It is disgusting. There is only dried Corn on the menu. If you don't like it they Cornhole you.

Ryan went to Illinois to do a crappy race and was forced to eat and be sodomized at the local Cornway. Meanwhile, his more intelligent and much more attractive friends Jon, Nick, and Louis did a much better race and got to eat at Subway.

by Quads McQuaderson August 22, 2011

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017

Conwayed

Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."

Person 1: Wait, I'm so confused.
Person 2: You just got conwayed.

by that_one_know-it-all February 7, 2017

Cornwall, Ontario

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016

Conway Corona

putting a lime in your PBR.

The origins are from either a reference to Conway Twitty, the country music star, or from the city of Conway, SC.

Can I have a Pabst, and a Conway Corona for my girlfriend.

by the american bandits November 18, 2011

Conway Twitty

Country Music legend. Commonly used by Seth McFarlane when he can't come up with two to four minutes of material on Family Guy

(while watching Family Guy) I guess Seth McFarlane couldn't come up with some good material, so he pulled a Conway Twitty.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009

Conwayed

taking a key word or concept someone is asking you and going on a completely different tangent.

Q. Alternative facts are not facts. They're falsehoods.
A. Listen, do you think it's a fact or not that millions of people lost their health insurance plans under Obamacare.

Host just got Conwayed

by Bo Obama February 13, 2017