Teignmouth

A place in Devon, UK, full of a very special breed of chav: the Devon chav. Like benefit street but worse.
That Teignmouth chav just spat at me from its pushchair. Pass the mace.
by Truthtellersunited November 15, 2014
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Cornwall

County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.
Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!
by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014
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