Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005

Cornwall

County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4

Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!

by Parenchyma July 9, 2006

cornwall

A county in Britain ridden with inbread habitants due to its small population and fear of the outside world. Its only redeaming point is that there is a river between it and Devon.

Why do i have to live so close to Cornwall?

by Devon_Lardboy December 18, 2005

cornwall

a good nickname for a lovely colorful girl who has amazing artistic ability, without being a scenester.

Gabby is so great at photography, she's such a cornwall.

by mare scang November 14, 2007

cornwall

shitty ass city in new york where you can't walk ten feet without being hustled for money by homeless people that are just trying to get money for drugs and/or alcohol. i used to live there and then i found out my friend got jumped by the BBK (benkard barrio kings)on clinton street... there are nice parts of the town but for the most part it's like growing up in new york city, gangs and violence..once was a nice place however newburgh corrupted this place.

wouldn't let my kids walk the streets alone in cornwall,ny...

by good_to_know_yo February 27, 2009

Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016

cornroller

a shit/poo. usually one that has to be forced out of your sphincter because of its girth and dryness, usually leaving you sweating on the shitter.

"for gods sake this cornroller will not come out!"
"this cornroller is tearing my insides apart"
"omg just had the thickest cornroller"
"this cornroller is pure agony"

by reggybabes May 10, 2010