Cornish Love bite

When you smack someone’s nipples and growl

“I smack my nipples and go raaa!”
“Oph, that Cornish love bite’s gon hurts in the morning’

by Parry grip February 4, 2018

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler

"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"

by KineticX49 November 17, 2023

Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Tom Cornish

Sexy, handsome and tall content creator from the UK known for mainly streaming on Twitch.
Cracked at Fortnite and he loves vibing to tunes.

TOM CORNISH IS IN THE HOUSE! W'S IN THE CHAT!

by E77j22i88n9 November 21, 2021

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018