by Parry grip February 04, 2018
The act of rubbing one out in a grocery store and having your friend film it until you get kicked out.
by Hugh gee rection August 27, 2023
Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.
by MJ12345 December 19, 2021
Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.
by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013
by KineticX49 November 17, 2023
A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.
'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'
'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'
'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'
by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018
by Zork kork March 12, 2024