controlist

noun a person obsessive complusive with controlling every detail

she is a controlist.

by Elucid2 October 7, 2010

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Dirty Cornelius

When a man cums and shits into an ice cream cone to make a chocolate-vanilla swirl.

Man, I just ate a Dirty Cornelius

by ImAfterYourWeenus April 17, 2020

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a hot sexyyy guy that loves you for everything about you. may make fun of you at times but, if he realy cares he will kiss you or even make out with you in front of your or his friend. great kisser with big lips and abs. shy at times but loves attention so give him all you got.

cornelius just made out with me in front of this person. he is amazign!

i saw!!

by linkipohij May 26, 2010

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Cornellian

specifically, a person who is defined by their attendance at Cornell University. The best way to identify one in their natural habitat (away from Cayuga's Waters) is with their labelled bags, shirts, shoes, pens, and bodies. They are officially owned by the University, especially after graduation.

*Man with Cornell Hat walks by*

Joe: There goes another Cornellian.

by Fellow Cornellian September 12, 2010

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Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008

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