cork

A person of such unbelievable, super-human GIRTH that they can single-handedly block your way – typically in a shopping environment.

I can't get through this isle cause of the cork.

Look at that cork. How am I suppose to get around that?

by Shvelle November 29, 2007

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 11, 2008

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

corked

When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".

Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.

by Terrence May 26, 2004

cork

silencerfor a gun so you let off shots quietly

got tha cork on my nine

by hellboy88 October 18, 2006

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.

by himguy November 8, 2008

Corking

A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.

Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009