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carpensation

Using a nice car to compensate for other areas lacking sufficiency.
Check out that bald guy in his Corvette! Talk about carpensation.
by Polska59 February 15, 2009
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cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.
Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.
by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011
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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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coversation

the conversation you have with your sleep mate about whether or not you want the covers up and other bed related affairs
I can't stand Rondah's new quilt! We had the longest coversation about it last night.
by Badmotherfucker Jones May 29, 2007
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Colonsation

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.
"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."
by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019
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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.
The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.
by RustySausage December 24, 2018
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Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.
When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
by tactrash June 19, 2008
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