coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

coordinated fries

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.

"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."

by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023

mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.

It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.

by Katarina47 June 10, 2016

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 7, 2019

Your exact coordinates

52.017926,-8.488105

Your exact coordinates are 47.830077,2.099761

by penis guy man August 23, 2022

G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Covididate

A candidate for office that has been infected with Covid while campaigning or running for office.

The Covididate running for election is currently quarantined at home.

by Mzfitsam October 2, 2020