Boondoggle

B.O.G. word meaning uneccessary

You punching me in the damn head is boondoggle

by B.O.G. November 29, 2003

boondoggle

To have sex with a woman and intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

Can also be a "spurious boondoggle" when you have angry sex with her and then intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

"Dude, I finally hooked up with that tease and I gave her a boondoggle."

"Man, I banged my ex-girlfriend last night and I'm still so pissed at her I spuriously boondoggled her."

by Coasty March 5, 2009

Boondoggler

This is refered to a man, or woman who "boondoggles" or braids there pubic hairs with a another said parties pubic hair much like a boondoggle key chain.

"Last night I caught Seth and Josh knotting their pubes together. Freakin' boondogglers."

by D-Block48 & Echo May 1, 2008

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.

What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!

by Matt November 24, 2004

conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.

only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.

by mike blown January 21, 2008

boondoggle

To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.

Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.

by noc March 10, 2003

Boondoggle

A unit of measurement.

How much you want o' dat? A boondoggle.

by Pretentious Illiterate February 11, 2017