Cookie

Basically the same idea as a bean except ur called a cookie. When ur s/o looking like a snack

Oh Yeah that’s my cookie over there!

by trennil_ July 18, 2018

Cookie

Cookie = F*ck

Boy to Girl : Want a Cookie?
Girl to Boy : Sure, I'll pick the Condoms
Boy to Girl : What? I asked if you want a Cookie
Girl to Boy : It means F*ck

by ArkeOfficial_ January 24, 2020

Cookie

A codeword for illicit ciggerettes in schools, boarding houses etc.

Anna: Oh no, I'm out of cookies!

Tyron: (in front of someone in a position of authority) Wanna quickly head out for a cheeky cookie?

by Bants... May 26, 2009

Cookie

A strange 17 year old, ailling from New Jersey. He plays the trombone and the tuba. He dances very well and is in the marching band. He loves monkeys, board games and fuzzy blankets.

He is gifted in math but doesn't do words.
He is also a safari master and the current dancing queen.

He is also known as cocoapuff, kiki, puddles, Nick, cheezi, safari master, tree hugger, and many other unrelated nicknames.

Look at Cookie dance!

Cookie is the strangest cat at CHS.

Cookie smells like beef.

by Stinktoe January 02, 2008

Cookie

A cookie is a female's pussy/ vagina.

Daaaamn, last night I eat her cookie, it was hella good.

by Cookie Eater January 03, 2007

Cookie

Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.

Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie

Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine

Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*

Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Cookie

The females vaginal system depending on race. Ex. Fortune cookie-spanish, asian, etc. Chocolate cookie-black or indian with a good suntan. Macadamia- White

For a white girl, I sure have one tasty macadamia cookie.

by Kristen Nikole May 24, 2005