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Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.
The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.
by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011
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Coonery

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.
Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.
by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018
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Cooper High School

All the bitches that go here lost there virginity by the age of 13. They all fuck in the all gender bathroom. They come higher then the damn grades. They are always fights over the stupidest reason. All the girls do there edges in school yet they just do it to look cute to suck dick. All the white girls think they are ghetto asf.
by FuckCooper November 8, 2019
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Alice Cooper

Shock rocker and theatrical artist, as well as a musician. Though a pioneer in shocking parents worldwide, his music is generally fairly upbeat and rarely harbors any real malice.

Some speculation was made by aforementioned shocked parents that he was the Antichrist, but as usual these detractors had not listened to the music they were attacking and did not understand the man who created it.
Uninformed Christian: "Alice Cooper is evil!"
Comparitively intelligent rocker: "Alice Cooper rocks!"
by Fox April 15, 2005
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Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.
Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.
by bongdiddler September 4, 2019
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cooper2723

cooper2723 is one of the best yotobers in the planet. his enemies are carter and everyone who hates him. cooper2723's favorite games are reblix, minceraft, and culb pingun.
person 1: do you know cooper2723
person 2: yeah he is the most aweosme youtober ever
by Waitwha October 15, 2022
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Soup Coolers

Lips that are of considerable size and proportion. Very big lips good for blowing hot soup.
Look at the soup coolers on that chick, I bet she can she can cool some serious soup.
by Fillmoore1 August 27, 2018
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