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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.
by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013
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emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008
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Contraskeptical

Unsure of whether or not a person uses contraception during or for sexual intercourse
She told me she’s on birth control, but I’m contraskeptical.
by Grahamily July 18, 2022
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contraseptive

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.
Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
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contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.
"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"
by Berrdawg January 15, 2008
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Contrast edit

what ugly people use to hide their ugly-ness in their myspace pictures.
that bitch edited the contrast(contrast edit) in her pictures to hide all the acne on her face.
by fuckyourfriends123 February 17, 2009
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Contrastograph

A contrastograph is a paragraph that gives differences between two people, places, or ideas. The contrastograph takes the main ideas of the two things being contrasted and puts them into one paragraph.
Example of a Contrastograph
The north was against the institution of slavery, while the south needed slaves in their plantations because they werecrucial to the economy of the south.
by gaycheeks December 1, 2011
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