Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Converted rice

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!

by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008