Camsplain

When a cool guy named Cameron likes to explain in detail, everything in regards to a simple question.

Cameron is camsplaining things to me again, give me a minute to let him finish so I can finish my job.

by Anon696977 January 18, 2023

file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

Donsplaining

Using false facts to win an argument using inconherable noises and hand motions.

Shut up John, quit donsplaining!

by Thisreallybeabruhmoment September 9, 2019

complainotron

Someone who complains a lot.

"Anne was such a complainotron."

by Athenais May 25, 2006

Complainer's Paradox

While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.

Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).

Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.

by narthuro March 20, 2011

wayne's complaint

The sick feeling you get in your stomach after being kicked in the balls.

Dear lord man, your going to have some mad wayne's complaint after that kick in the nuts

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

Cisplaining

Not unlike mansplaining, Cisplaining is the act of a cisgender person explaining a transgenderone of a subject the latter is more knowledgeable in. The word is usually used to describe a situation in which the cis explains the trans of a trans-related subject or about a transgender experience, which the cisgender person, being cisgender, has never experienced.

Trans: "I think casting Scarlett Johansson to a role of a trans man is a very bad representation because-"
Cis: "Oh, nonsense! Johansson is a great actress, she will be a wonderful representation. So what if she is a woman?"
Trans: "That, right there, was the exact definition of cisplaining."

by theTransMusician July 4, 2018