Conniption

A word me and Tom use.

I was having heart conniptions....

by Uhohspaghettiyo November 9, 2020

coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.

That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

Consitionsmathquadrilaitirialposofious

Adjective(Adj.)
Afraid of math

Jack is very Consitionsmathquadrilaitirialposofious in the exam.

by Sus_sus November 23, 2023

Connectionship

When you make an emotional connection with someone and focus on building a relationship with that person to further your rapport. It builds trust between you both.

Connectionships between adults and children are the most important way to make a change.

by Chelc927 March 27, 2024

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020