confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

Confushan

the gooder spelling for confusion.

idiot: look at the ground,the clouds look so kool
person: i am confushan

by WeirdØ March 21, 2022

Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022

conshinshido

When you don’t say a joke loud enough and someone steals your joke and gets credit for it.

“What a Conshinshido!”

by KingZak April 11, 2023

confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations

So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

by bepboopbap April 22, 2024

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep

Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

It is not a link, yet it's a thing in life.

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

by Unknown_3RR0R May 4, 2022