A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
Get the Condombrella mug.Eric was supposed to be here an hour ago to help us move!
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
by jingerotomy June 17, 2008
Get the mesh condom mug.Related Words
conjob
• conjoined twin
• conjo
• Conjojulate
• Conjolted
• ConJoyin my loins
• conjobbled
• Conjobulate
• Conjobulation
• conjoggle
by TsTech August 5, 2005
Get the condo mug.To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".
People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
by bush0023 June 7, 2011
Get the Ear Condom mug.A common Roblox sex game where it attracts the Minds of 9-year-olds
The game usually tops out at 300 people playing where it is taken down by Roblox
Life spawn of the game: 12 hours
Roblox is crap At blocking these games
The game usually tops out at 300 people playing where it is taken down by Roblox
Life spawn of the game: 12 hours
Roblox is crap At blocking these games
by The_Skrattman June 11, 2019
Get the Roblox Condo mug.by horseofAdifferentcolor August 18, 2014
Get the concoct mug.Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."
"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
Get the Condom Anxiety mug.