freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

congitoose

Congitoose is a combination of a cow, monkey, pig, rabbit,and a goose. It is also a type of dance used to call the rain by the infamous Meese clan.

Do you see that animal over there...it is a congitoose.
or
Let's do the conitoose and call the rain!

by The Nameless Wonder November 11, 2004

Concis

Concis is another word for boobs, but meaning big boobs

"look at liz, she has big concis"

by Elsu January 4, 2009

congestilations

1) A person who has a sneeze or stuffy nose that attempts to say "congratulations" to another person.

2) When Luis is on his QWERTY phone and messes up on spelling "congratulations."

Congestilations Katie! You're 20 years old now!

by LocoLuis July 30, 2009

Consistify

To make consistent.

We need to consistify the layouts of these forms.

by paulf June 13, 2012

congs

shortening of congratulations, to reward someone. used particularly sarcastically.

-whats that? oh its a melon.
-oh congs..you idiot.

by Emma Sueref February 18, 2010

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011