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conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.
Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.
by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007
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Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.
Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3
by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014
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anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue
Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion
by Fizzmain February 10, 2018
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Lucky Boys Confusion

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.
LBC> You.
by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004
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taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
by L-Boogie January 15, 2005
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Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.
Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011
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ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
by DaynaS May 28, 2008
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